me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
fuck with us and then we tweaking hoe
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Leaving high school
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together